This is legit the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen circulate on tumblr.
What the fuck is “swag” gonna get you life? Bitches who only want material shit from you? K. A lot of notes on tumblr? Awesome.
What’s good grades gonna get you? I don’t know, maybe an education. A job. A sense of accomplishment. Decent work ethic. A good GPA.
Get this stupid ass shit outta here. No wonder the worlds filled with dumbass kids.
(Source: kushandlyrikz, via joaneezay)
In which President Obama gives a fifth-grader the best absence note ever.